Maybe in a moment

You left so many months ago

That fear of love was not a show

Our monsters did their very best

We put our love through every test

We tried so hard to turn away

But our love’s as strong as that first day

Maybe in a moment

You’ll take a step toward me

Maybe in a moment

You’ll start to leave Kentucky

Until that moment

You know that I believe in you

Before you left you never lied

You need your brother by your side

He is your partner in this life

The one that scarred you was your wife

That life was full of love and trust

She ground your heart into the dust

She broke your will to live and love

But not the will of God above

Maybe in a moment

You’ll take a step toward me

Maybe in a moment

You’ll start to look for signs of me

Until that moment

Remember I believe in you

This life is hard and it is real

And it can’t change the way you feel

You are a man who’s born to love

With all the power of the sun

No matter what you say or do

I do believe I know what’s true

I saw the colors of your heart

The last time time pulled us apart

Maybe in a moment

You’ll take a step toward me

Maybe in a moment

That woman standing there is me

And in that moment

We’ll know that you and I are true

Attitude of Gratitude (12-Pack Guarantee)

There’s a few sayings that inspired this song.  “The pen is mightier than the sword.” “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”  “God, don’t grant me luck, grant me timing.” Well, those and many more like them are all true, no doubt.  Maybe there’s a slogan that sums it up best.  That’s why I call this number,

Attitude of Gratitude (or 12-pack Guarantee)

I know and love his heart and his integrity

My time with him I took the bitter with the sweet

I love his heart, his soul his life

And I pity his new wife

She’s a walkin’ talkin’ 12-pack guarantee

He’s a good man like my daddy showed could be

When he wants to be the man he wants to be

He chose Bud Light over me

That’s when I refused to be

His walkin’ talkin’ 12 pack guarantee

Now I’m not being mean, that woman surely knows

From her tipsy frosted head down to her toes

It’s her job at Dairy Queen                 |She pays the trailer rent and light

That fills his Jeep with gasoline          |Where the neighbors reb all night

Her job’s a walkin’ talkin’ 12-pack guarantee

His Gifts of Venus can make any woman gasp

But barley brews keep it lowered to half mast

On the night they’re newly wed       |She’ll need more than a broom

She’ll need the bunny in her bed     |To get the groom outta his own room

She’s just his walkin’ talkin’ 12-pack guarantee

[Slowly, with great feeling, like a hymn or gospel song…]

Now we’ve both said all there is to be said

To our waters we have both been surely led

He married beer and bread and board

Now it’s half his says the law and Lord

He’s got his walkin’ talkin’ 12-pack guarantee

I may have gone from debutante to double wide

That never hurt my love for me, just my pride

I miss the good man at my side

So strong and safe, he was my guide

But I’m no walkin’ talkin’ 12-pack guarantee

She’s his walkin’ talkin’ ice cream hawkin’ bet my talkin’s set her sister squakin’

Better her than me…She’s his walkin’ talkin’ 12 pack guarantee