It’s as right as it is wrong, and you’re headed straight for
it. The Guardians of Integrity and
Knights of Respect have been incinerated by the heat you two are throwing off. The cold voice of Logic tells you—for what
you know will be the last time—Shut. It. Down. You need a lightning bolt that will hard halt your
bodies, minds and souls for the split second you need to derail this
train. Nothing is impossible. Here is your
arsenal. It's not personal. It's just cold, and will likely evolve until it reaches a temperature of Absolute Zero.
10 I’m
pregnant.
9 I’m
fertile.
8
Jesus is
coming.
7 The Bat
Signal!
6 Superbowl
kickoff in ten seconds!
5 You kiss
better than your dad.
4 Did you
bring a gun?
3 You kiss
better than your wife.
2 It takes
a credit card to ride this train.
And the number one, biggest bucket of cold water…
1 Your
wife’s check hasn’t cleared.
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